Monday, 13 September 2010

Monday Giggles

Here's your weekly dose of the giggles, enjoy! :D

50 Reasons Why You Should Eat Chocolate
  1. A chocolate bar is better than a gold bar (and cheaper!!).
  2. A day without chocolate is a day without sunshine.
  3. A little too much chocolate is just about right.
  4. A nice box of chocolate provides your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
  5. All a woman needs is a little love and a lot of chocolate.
  6. All things are better with chocolate.
  7. Always keep a smile on your face, a rainbow in your heart, and some chocolate on hand.
  8. An apple a day goes down much better if it's covered in chocolate, caramel and nuts.
  9. Anything tastes better dipped in chocolate.
  10. Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate. -- John Milton, The Devils Advocate
  11. Breaking a candy bar into little pieces, splits all the calories, rendering them harmless.
  12. Chocolate doesn't make the world go around ... but it certainly makes the ride worthwhile!
  13. Chocolate... Here today... Gone today.
  14. Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
  15. Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don't need an appointment.
  16. Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays.
  17. Chocolate may not reduce stress but at least having your mouth full will keep you from saying something you'll regret.
  18. Chocolate reduces stress and it's so much quieter than throwing a screaming fit.
  19. Chocolate shrinks clothes, so get chocolate and a new wardrobe!
  20. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you like.
  21. Dark chocolate is very rich, so enjoy it because it may be the closest to rich you ever get.
  22. Don't do drugs... eat chocolate!
  23. Eat a chocolate before each meal. It will take the edge off your appetite and you will eat less.
  24. Eat chocolate. You never know when it is your last chance!
  25. Equal parts of dark chocolate and white chocolate make a balanced diet.
  26. Exercise is a dirty word... Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
  27. God sends no stress that prayer and chocolate cannot handle!
  28. Don't drown your sorrows; Suffocate them with chocolate chip cookies!
  29. If at first you don't succeed, have a chocolate!
  30. If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose.
  31. If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, it may be a sign of a deeper problem.
  32. If you eat chocolate in the forest and no one sees, do the calories count?
  33. If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
  34. In the beginning, the Lord created chocolate, and He saw that it was good. Then He separated the light from the dark, and it was better.
  35. Inside many of us is a thin person screaming and struggling to get out, but she can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate.
  36. It's never too early or too late for chocolate.
  37. Laughter is good for you, so have a Snickers bar.
  38. Money can't buy love, but it can buy chocolate.
  39. Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way at least you will get one thing done.
  40. Rationally chocolate is healthy. The rationalization: Chocolate is derived from cacao beans and beans are vegetables. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets, which are plants, placing them in the vegetable category. Thus chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is a dairy product. All in all, chocolate bars are a real health food!
  41. Save Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
  42. Seven days without chocolate makes one weak.
  43. Ten best ways to relieve stress: 1. Eat a handful of chocolate. 2. Repeat 9 times.
  44. Ten excuses for eating chocolate: 1) I love it! 2) I love it! 3) I love it! 4) I love it! 5) I love it! 6) I love it! 7) I love it! 8) I love it! 9) I love it! 10) I love it! On the other hand, who needs an excuse??
  45. The best over-the-counter prescription to perk you up is chocolate.
  46. The best way to end the day could only be the chocolate way.
  47. The calories in white chocolate are negative and cancel out the positive calories in dark chocolate.
  48. The future is uncertain. Eat your chocolate first.
  49. There are two food groups: Chocolate and fruit. And if it is fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.
  50. When life gets you down and nothing is going right, you always have a friend ... in chocolate.

Mmmm . . . off to find some chocolate now!



Ally said...

Oh my goodness! I'm trying my best NOT to eat chocolate. I guedd I just HAVE to now!!!

Dee . . . . . said...

I love your post Winnie! And apparently its National Chocolate Day today so I am going to celebrate in style with a larger then usual intake of chocolate :D

Jenny said...

Good call Winnie :) I loke the thinking xx

Lisa said...

Now, I've just scoffed 4 jaffa cakes and a large bar of CDM Crunchie is winking at me! Help me Winnie! what should I do?

Nearly Scared of North Somerset!

sutty said...

Only 50 reasons.....I am sure there are more :D


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