Monday, 3 January 2011

Monday Giggles

Yay! Monday Giggles is back again as promised!

It's a brand new year, and what does that mean? NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS!!

Well, not for me. My resolution is not to make resolutions as I never keep them anyway, and tend to forget all about them by about March. LOL

If you are in the habit of making resolutions, why not try some of these ones!


Amusing New Year Resolutions
  • Just for today, I will not sit in my living room all day in my nightdress. Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom.

  • I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.

  • I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leave. I will think of some more excuses.

  • I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

  • I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.

  • I will give up chocolates totally. 100%. Completely. Honestly....

  • I will try to figure out why I *really* need nine e-mail addresses.

  • I will stop sending e-mails to my other half.

  • I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

  • I will stop sending e-mail, ICQ, Instant Messages and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.

  • I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I'm not a clock watcher.

  • I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

  • I will think of a password other than "password."

  • I will not tell the same story at every get together.

  • I won't worry so much.



misteejay said...

Heehee, some good ones there Winnie.

Toni xx

Elaine said...

Love them all - will borrow some - already moved the laptop to bedroom :);)

sutty said...

Some fab resolutions - less than an hour on the internet though....that could be tricky :)

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