Monday, 1 August 2011

Monday Giggles

Another Monday morning, and a pinch-and-a-punch-for-the-first-of-the-month too! Hope you have a fantastic week! Enjoy!

Apparently these are all real and binding laws in Florida, USA. Better be careful if you're in Florida! LOL

  • Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
  • It is considered an offense to shower naked.
  • You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
  • Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
  • If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
  • It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
  • You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
  • Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
  • It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
  • A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
  • Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.



Beverly said...

ohmygoodenss those are hilarious (and ridiculous) The last one tops the others combined lol

misteejay said...

Always thought those folk in Florida were a bit strange LOL

Toni xx

Jimjams said...

Thanks for the giggle - I wonder how many arrests they make for the last one!

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