Another Monday morning, and a pinch-and-a-punch-for-the-first-of-the-month too! Hope you have a fantastic week! Enjoy!
Apparently these are all real and binding laws in Florida, USA. Better be careful if you're in Florida! LOL
- Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
- It is considered an offense to shower naked.
- You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
- Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
- If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
- It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
- You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
- Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
- It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
- A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.