Monday, 18 October 2010

Monday Giggles

I love sarcasm. Australians in general are very good at sarcasm. The problem is that sarcasm can too easily be misunderstood and taken as an offensive insult rather than just a gentle ribbing, taunt or cynical remark. Having said this it's often foreigners to Australian soil that find us rude when we're only being [humourously] sarcastic!

I usually mean no insult when I'm being sarcastic (well, maybe just a little, but it depends on who I'm talking to! :D), and more often than not, I'm just teasing or it's self-deprecating, and most of the time to try and get a laugh. Yes, sarcasm is my sense of humour. LOL

When I'm not being sarcastic, I love reading sarcastic quotes. This is what I've got for you today on Monday Giggles. I hope you enjoy them!

Oh, before I go, if you want to learn how to be sarcastic, see THIS tutorial. Heh heh.


"No, Groucho is not my real name. I'm breaking it in for a friend." Groucho Marx

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you." Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Everytime somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx

"Some cause happiness wherever they go, some whenever they go." Oscar Wilde

"You have delighted us long enough." Jane Austen

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." Billy Wilder

"Man is the only animal than can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them." Samuel Butler

"Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in memory as the wish to forget it." Montaigne

"A narcissist is someone better looking than you are." Gore Vidal

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory." Steven Wright

"If at first you don't succeed, try something easier." Sarcasm Society

"It's never too late to go wrong." Sarcasm Society

"They worship the ground that he walks away from." Sarcasm Society

"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason." Seinfeld

"If you don't read the paper you are uninformed. If you do read the paper you are misinformed." Mark Twain

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright before they speak." Anonymous

"Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have." Anonymous

"I think, therefore we have nothing in common." Anonymous

"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot." Anonymous



misteejay said...

Another great Monday chuckle Winnie...thank you.

Toni :o)

Sian said...

This definitely appeals to my sense of humour! I was hoping for a laugh here this morning and I wasn't disappointed :)

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